Wednesday, April 9, 2008

There was....

....a scorpion in our bed last night.

It pretty much scared the living tar out of me. I didn't sleep well, because I was just imagining his cousins, friends, aunts, and girlfriend crawling through our sheets as we slept....

And when I awoke, all I could think about was how if Eve hadn't eaten the fruit, we wouldn't have gotten kicked out of the Garden, and there would be no animosity between me and an animal that is the size of my big toe, and we wouldn't have had to flush the toilet three times to make sure he didn't crawl back up!

p.s. we have no photographic proof that such animal briefly inhabited our sheets; but in defiance, I'm posting some random baby animal pictures. :-D





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