Have You Ever Wondered...

Random thoughts as I was driving home yesterday:

1. Who is it that picks up roadkill? How would I get in touch with such person should I desire that my roadkill be picked up?

2. Why do people leave bumper stickers of unsuccessful politicians on their cars long after the candidate has dropped out and/or the race is over? (Note to Tennesseans: Ron Paul lost.)

3. Who would someone pay$4.87 for one roll of "scrapbooking" double-sided tape when he/she could pay $4.97 for three rolls of normal double-sided tape? (That is capitalism at it's best.)

4. If the plural of "goose" is "geese" shouldn't the plural of "moose" be "meese"? (He doesn't look amused, does he?)

Moose picture: Delargy.com, Animals (USA)