A Quote From The Game 20 Questions...

[Context: Lydia was just given the clue that the answer was a director who has also acted]


Is it that M. Night Sha-ma-ma-layan guy? --Lydia

Quote

Circumstances are rulers of the weak, but weapons for the wise. -- Andy Andrews in The Traveler's Gift

A Christmas Song

Lydia and I fell in love with this tune when we saw it in movie theaters. We hope that there is enough joy to go 'round at your house this Christmas.

Surprisingly Sound Wisdom

I wish that everyone could be rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed to do so they could see that it's not the answer. -- Jim Carrey

Quotes From The Road

*On question 17 of 20 questions*

"Argghhh...I want to ask you for a hint but that's the whole point of the game...I get 20 hints!" -- Lydia

"Hit me...I need the money" --Bumper sticker

We Live in a Meat Packing Plant

Kevin: "I'm not kidding, babe, when I get up in the morning and walk out into the living room, [it's so cold that] I expect to see cows hanging from the ceiling."

Quote from one of my student's...

Student: Are you still sick today?

Kevin: Nah, I took some medicine. So I am feeling a little better. I really really do not like taking medicine.

Student: What are you? A hippie?

While driving by the Drive-in

"'Closed for the Season'; I have heard nothing about that movie." -- Lydia

What would we do without Microsoft Word?

"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of." -- Burt Bacharach.

Those busy doctors

"A man goes to the doctor and the doctor said that he has 'bad' and 'worse' news for him. He says, 'Well, what is the bad news, Doc?' The doctor responds 'You only have 24 hours to live.' The patient then inquires 'Well, what is the worse news?' The doctor says, 'I forgot to call you yesterday.'" -- Daniel Whitney

Quote by our Pastor

"Nobody watches soaps because of the good acting."

[Laughter]

"They watch it because it feels a void in their life of romance and relationships that they don't have. You may say, 'Ha! I would never do that.' TV, in general, fills that void for you. You get your emotional fulfillment from either lusting after or crying with people that don't even exist."

-- 11/25/2007 sermon by Chris Riser

Honeymoon quote

On the way to our destination...

"A cotton museum?! That would be really cool!...No, wait a minute. That would actually be quite boring." --Kevin

Quote by Kevin

"There is nothing like a little NPR to set the mood."